1. 17:14 29th Aug 2014

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    malloryknoxlyrics:

Mallory Knox - Hello

    malloryknoxlyrics:

    Mallory Knox - Hello

    (Source: mall0ryknox)

     
  2. 17:13

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    youme-atirwin:

    canc3rsucks:

    december-before-june:

    There are a million reasons to respect and admire Enter Shikari, and this is one of them. I’ve always hated VIP packages. They didnt exist in this scene when I used to go to shows. So glad Rou isnt afraid to be vocal about it.

    preach

    Thank fuck someone said it.

     
  3. 17:10

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  4. 16:14

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    premiere of ‘Birdman’ 2014 Venice Film Festival

    (Source: iamnevertheone)

     
  5. 16:10

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    lolsomeone-actually:

    whyusosirius:

    thesirjordan:

    Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

    WE’LL WAIT

    when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

    Queen of Genovia to be exact

    (Source: lejazzhot)

     
  6. 15:57

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    itssexualhour:

    my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe as whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

    (Source: itssexualhour)

     
  7. 15:56

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    thegreaserclub:

Grease (1978)

    thegreaserclub:

    Grease (1978)

     
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    Chicken with sweet chilli sauce and a egg&pea fried rice #TopWifeyMaterial

    Chicken with sweet chilli sauce and a egg&pea fried rice #TopWifeyMaterial

     
  9. 23:05 25th Aug 2014

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    Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

    sephyerite:

    almanzapedia:

    At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

    So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

    She refused to fix my grade.

    In the end, she shit herself on stage.

    I didn’t regret it.

    No mercy.

     
  10. 22:58

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    image: Download

     
  11. 23:36 24th Aug 2014

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    unexplained-events:

    In Seattle, Washington, an aged and allegedly “haunted” coke machine has been in the same spot for over fifteen years, but despite its outward appearance the machine is fully functional. In fact, the machine has always worked. Some of the drinks it dispenses are normal Coke products, but some are products that are no longer on the market and don’t exist any more. Some of the buttons are labeled as a “mystery” and give a random product when pushed. The business closest to it, a locksmith, state that they have never witnessed anyone restocking the machine at any time, No one ever has, and the mystery of it has attracted tons of people to test out the machine for themselves. It’s also pretty interesting to note that the prices for the sodas have risen over time, recently being from 55 cents to 75. I guess ghost machines have to pay the bills somehow.

     
  12. 12:25

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  13. 12:08

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    myreligioniskindness:

    explosion2:

    myreligioniskindness:

    my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

    A++ recovery

    don’t encourage him

    (Source: easycomfort)

     
  14. 10:31

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    fuzzykitty01:

    Most accurate portrayal of mermaids in modern cinema. 

    (Source: your-biggest-pretend)

     
  15. 10:13

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    mydisneystories:

    tell me boy meets world wasn’t brilliant

    tell me

    (Source: wenchyfloozymoo)